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So true!

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I used to be a people-person. but people ruined that for me. As a waitress this is sooooo true.

Always cheer yourself on!!

Funny Encouragement Ecard: While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on.this seriously makes me laugh cause it is so true!

Nice!

I always remind my husband that we have only lived in the house for 10 years. Funny, I thought it was just my husband. Turns out maybe he isn't that unique.

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The run for your life challenge! Zombies accepted!

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

one sided friendships never work...it takes two. People misuse the term friends/bestfriends waaay too much these days!

Funny but not funny.Funny Friendship Ecard: Oh, you expected ME to keep in contact with YOU, but not vice-versa? My bad, I forgot that's how friendship worked.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, todays the day I punch someone square in the throat.

I certainly thought this about someone before. However, for the past couple of years, I've been completely content that they were that way because if they weren't, I wouldn't currently have the life I have always wanted with the perfect man for me! <3

Free, Reminders Ecard: You should come with a warning label: "I am a lying, cheating dickwad and I intend to take advantage of your kind heart"

L.

23 Awkward Moments Every Introvert Understands

I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

Yes!

LOL ok i dont drink anymore and now i know my juddgment was always a bit skewed but this shit is too funny not to share. i def thought I had the answers and the no care attitude when i was buzzed

Flight attendant prayer #aviationhumorpeople

Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

Keeping my mouth shut.

I have a hard time doin this.

really.. I don't care.

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Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm,  inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. Always the shenanigans.

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