Listen up bitch, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you fucking know everything. #ecards

Listen up bitch, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you fucking know everything. #ecards

25 awesome Ways To Say “NO”… -- another awesome one is "I'm disinclined to aquest your request. Means no." From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

25 awesome Ways To Say “NO”… -- another awesome one is "I'm disinclined to aquest your request. Means no." From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

Having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

WT? I know, I know... I shouldn't have gone there, but.....LOL! As unpleasant as…

WT? I know, I know... I shouldn't have gone there, but.....LOL! As unpleasant as…

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If you want to go running with me, you'd better be prepared to walk a lot. Because I walk a lot.

I could get on your level, but I don't like being on my knees as much as you do. WHORE

I could get on your level, but I don't like being on my knees as much as you do. WHORE

I made these for a recent baby shower....so easy and pretty!  Planning on using these as decorations again. ahiralien

9 Answers To The 2nd Worst Thanksgiving Question

I made these for a recent baby shower....so easy and pretty! Planning on using these as decorations again. ahiralien

this is for every jerk that has ever been mean to me<<<<< I am totally using this tomorrow.

this is for every jerk that has ever been mean to me<<<<< I am totally using this tomorrow.

I hate it when people ask "Who are you trying to look good for?" Omg Ikr?!

🎨💄 @mua_dasena1876 Movie night 🎥 &qu...Instagram photo

I hate it when people ask "Who are you trying to look good for?" Omg Ikr?!

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