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Too funny, but mine should say....the rest of the bottle is for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves!!

I enjoy a glass of win each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

emphasis on the flawless dance moves, but let's not overlook the obvious karaoke enhancements......just sayin'

I think there's video out there of my flawless dance moves

hahah i do have some flawless dance moves

Except not the dancing so much :-)

Yeah Wine!

life motto

wine <3

It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full

Cheers to being the ultimate optimist!

there's always room for more wine

Always room for more wine :)

clearly more room for wine

Life motto for sure

There's always room

Giggle

Fact.

truth

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Yoga Class? I Thought You Said Pour A Glass - Wood Box Sign - 8-in

I'm hearing things differently lately. I think it might be a sign of exhaustion!

Add a dash of quirky charm to your décor with a rustic box sign that states, "Yoga class? I thought you said pour a glass."4" x 5" x 1 3/4".Freestanding. Can also be hung on the wall; mounting hardware not included.Wood/paper.By Primitives by Kathy; imported. #Etsy #Danahm1975 #Jewelry

umorous box sign on the subject of exercise and leisure. Wood sign has printed on front "Yoga Class? I Thought You Said Pour A Glass". White uppercase text on black background. Sides have black polka

Primitives by Kathy 'Yoga Class? I Thought You Said Pour a Glass' Box Sign | No

Yoga Class? I Thought You Said Pour A Glass - Wood Box Sign - 8-in

'Yoga Class? I Thought You Said Pour a Glass'

YOUR-A-GAS, oh, you said YOGA CLASS ;-}

Yoga class? Please!

My new bar sign!

Item # 27235 | Box Sign - Pour a Glass

Truth

If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle or liquor bottle instead of a milk carton. This way, my friends will know I'm missing.

wine bottles, and vodka bottles..teehee

So funny !!!

@Nicole Schreiber

I love the wine jokes. They always catch me by surprise and are. so. funny.

I don't drink wine but, I always think these are funny!

the wine ecards make me laugh so hard!

i love wine memes - Google Search

balanced breakfast.

hahaha my life

Funny stuff

Ohh wine-O!

so funny

Success us doing what you love and making it a career but I don't know who will pay me to drink wine while looking at Pinterest.

Getting paid to drink wine and look at pinterest? Awww I wish!

Will you pay me to drink wine and look at Pinterest?

Ummm... yes, my new career...

so funny because it's true!

hah story of my life

Hahahaha true story

True story haha

so true ;)

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...but my mom says I'm special.

Truth.

Funny Baby Pictures with Captions | ... memes, animal pictures with captions, funny memes, funny animals

My Mom says I'm special. 30 Funny animal captions - part 12 (30 pics) | Amazing Creatures-- hahahahaha!!!

30 Funny animal captions - part 12 (30 pics) | Amazing Creatures lol my mom says I'm special too

My mom says I'm special! Sophia! This is just like the llama's we met! So funny!

Funny Animal Moms | My mom says I'm special - Funny llama doing retarded face.

My mom says I'm special...yep.this made me laugh out loud haha. LLAMA

My mom says I'm special! :) I can't stop laughing at this one!!

Llamas make me giggle

Funny stuff

Yeah!

Funny Thanksgiving Ecard: Happy Thanksgiving. Don't forget to set your scales back 10 pounds tonight.

Happy Thanksgiving. Don't forget to set your scales back 10 pounds tonight. | Thanksgiving Ecard | someecards.com

Happy Thanksgiving! Don't forget to set your scales back 10 pounds tonight.... @Carol Van De Maele Ryan

Funny Stuff on Pinterest | Flight Attendant, Sean Connery and Vatican

Happy Thanksgiving! thats a good idea

Happy Thanksgiving! #humor

Happy Thanksgiving e-card

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Singing to a song you don’t really know

every single car ride....

do this ALL the time! In fact, I usually make up the words I don't know, or at least humm something haha

Oh yeah baby, you know it! Every single car ride....

every single car ride....thats my husband!!!

every single car ride.... lmao.

hahahaha. yeah pretty much.

We totally rock this :)

Yeah. Pretty Much.

Story of my life!

Rock On!

truth

I would add bacon to this list- Most things can be improved with five things: cheese, BBQ sauce, melted butter, ranch dressing and chocolate.

Most things can be improved by one of five things: cheese, bbq sauce, melted butter, ranch dressing, or chocolate. | Somewhat Topical Ecard

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Most things can be improved by one of five things: cheese, bbq sauce, melted butter, ranch dressing, or chocolate.

Cheese, BBQ sauce, butter, ranch, chocolate. @Emily MacLean this is your motto with Ranch dressing!

Cheese, BBQ sauce, butter, ranch, chocolate. ... I would add Duck Sauce lol

Cheese, BBQ sauce, butter, ranch, chocolate....Let's not forget BACON!

Cheese, BBQ sauce, butter, ranch, chocolate. Ha you had me at cheese

Cheese, BBQ sauce, butter, ranch dressing, chocolate. #ecard

Foodie Humor: Cheese, BBQ sauce, butter, ranch, chocolate.

Yep

That's funny..it's like i wrote this but i actually didn't

Funny stuff- this one is for you @Lori DiGesualdo!

Too funny, but not every night.....seriously :-)

It's funny cuz it's true!

The benefits of wine!

hahaha • Funny eCard

Lol so funny!

Funny stuff

too funny

Yup

I hate mornings. And Mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. #truth #worklife #mornings #mondays #morningssuck

I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. / Confession Ecard / someecards.com on imgfave

Well not really but I DO HATE morning, Monday and working

Hate mornings....especially Monday mornings...

@Emily Bishman Happy Monday! ;) Ha ha ha!

Hate mornings, mondays and working.

Thought bout puttin this under my ecards section... But it fits so much better here. And you know why. ;) bitches be crazy!

This is one I need to make true. Inconsequential people can still affect your mojo....if you choose to let them...

Ahahahaha. Yes I might be a lot of things you call me but its not an insult if its true =) its simply something Im working on.

ecards This is especially for certain secretaries that are delusional enough to believe they are actually somebody's (anybody's) supervisor. Oops, so wrong!!

I think this pin is TRUE, therefore I am going to put it on MY board, and MY followers are going to know I posted it.

Oh how I wish I had an "email stamp" to send this as my response to ridiculous, obtuse, desperate emails from ..... (I'll stop now before I identify the authors;))

Thought bout puttin this under my ecards section... But it fits so much better here. And you know why. ;) bitches be crazy!

Talking loud and inserting yourself when you saw our car in the parking lot -- tacky tacky tacky. Not a strong woman, an inappropriate and rude one who was also raised by the exact same type. True that.

Seriously. When people I don't like try to push my buttons or get me going. Anything that comes out of your mouth I could care less about.

So true

YES YES YES. This is the story of my life. I BETTER be doing something great if I have a good outfit on.

"I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day." Pretty sure I've pinned this already, but I can't pin it enough. It's just too true. #humor #funny #outfit #clothes #clothing #fashion #ecards

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day

Not that I have any good outfits BUT my decent ones.... So true!

wasting a good outfit...such a shame. I do it all the time!

I do this all the time! and i never wear my cute outfits!

That's funny because I seriously have that fear! Haha

Looks like it's good outfit everyday!

Fact. All the time.

your girl friends are the ones with flawless support after a bad hair cut, a roll of desperately needed toilet paper passed under the stall wall, and at your door (stat) with wine, chocolate, pizza, and (hopefully) ice cream when life is a bitch slap of suck-fest. LONG LIVE GIRL FRIENDS.

your girl friends are the ones with flawless support after a bad hair cut, a roll of desperately needed toilet paper passed under the stall wall, and at your door (stat) with wine, chocolate, pizza, and (hopefully) ice cream when life is a bitch slap of suck-fest. LONG LIVE GIRL FRIENDS. @Melissa Genazzio

your girl friends are the ones with flawless support after a bad hair cut, a roll of desperately needed toilet paper passed under the stall wall, and at your door (stat) with wine, chocolate, pizza. LONG LIVE GIRL FRIENDS.

can we be the golden girls together???? @emilie parham, @amy piedmont, @april shafer, @lindsay draney

Omg! Molly and Abbi; WE COULD BE THE GOLDEN GIRLS! And u know my mom would be sophia! Hahahahaha!

@Rebecca Biscocho @Christine Petersen can we be the golden girls together????

It'll be like the Golden Girls...but we'll need cheesecake and wine :o)

i've always hoped to end up like the golden girls

LONG LIVE GIRL FRIENDS! @Jennifer Frommer

can we be the golden girls together????

ain't that the truth . . .

Success is doing what you love and making it a career but I don't know who will pay me to drink wine while looking at Pinterest. / That's Funny

LMAO while I sit and drink wine and look at pinterest....I come across this...how appropriate! Ha!

So funny and true!!!!! Lol @Jess Pearl Liu Sutton Moses @Loredana Perri Perri Caso

Bahahaha!! Yes. #career #wine #humor #lol #funny #success

Or just drink wine. so funny I'm doing this now...

drinking wine...pinterest...don't mind if I do :)

Pinterest Addiction!!!

funny stuff

My life.

If you have to ask if it is too early to drink wine... you're an amateur and we probably shouldn't be friends.

If you have to ask if it is too early to drink wine... you're an amateur and we probably shouldn't be friends. @Abbey Adique-Alarcon Adique-Alarcon Adique-Alarcon Adique-Alarcon Adique-Alarcon Twyman

If you have to ask if it is too early to drink wine... you're an amateur and we probably shouldn't be friends. @Abbey Adique-Alarcon Adique-Alarcon Adique-Alarcon Adique-Alarcon Adique-Alarcon Adique-Alarcon Adique-Alarcon Adique-Alarcon Adique-Alarcon Twyman

I don't even drink wine but thought this was so funny I had to repin for others.

Red wine for days

Day Drinking!!

My life.

No, I do not have a drinking problem. It's just that I'm working on this craft I found on Pinterest and I need 1587 more wine corks. And wine bottles!!!!! ;)

No, I do not have a drinking problem. I'm saving wine bottles for a wedding. Really!

Precisely! And Linus may need wine bottles again to illuminate the great outdoors.

Yup that's me collecting wine bottles and corks for my vineyard themed wedding lol

hehe....this could be for us if you go with the wine bottle idea! @Katy Mullinnix

Lol @ peoples reactions when they see all the wine bottles under my bed..

Because I'm so crafty don't us know.

Ecards.... hilarious!!!

Or wine bottles!!

Yep.

What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger.

Strong drinks! HA!

My drinks stronger

Strong drinks

haha so true

Funny stuff

Wine

A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world. . . oh sorry. . that's wine....wine does that

I don't drink... but I found this funny =)

...and vodka...vodka does that also

Hahaha! To funny not to repin.

funny cuz it's true

Make You Feel Sexy

I enjoy alcohol

ahhh, wine.

wine <3