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Funny Confession Ecard: If a woman is bad at parking, it's only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.

Right on Sistah!

I’m so crafty I make people! - I needed this, because I'm not crafty. Artistic, sure, but not crafty. Making people is pretty crafty though.

ecards.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. There is clearly room for more wine.

True! ....but not so funny, cause really, it IS true. :-/

thin then.I wish I was as thin as I was when I went to Tops for the first time because I thought I was too fat!

Hilarious! Thats me..hahaha!!

I feel like running. Check this out: What I feel like when I run: What I' m pretty sure I feel like running Check this out: What when run: I' m pretty sure

i must change how I weigh myself! lol

haha, put the scale away! Focus on what you are doing and making healthy choices while you are doing it. The weight will come off as a result of making the healthy choices, but you have to learn to focus on other things than this number!

Yuup!

Singing a song you don't know? That 15 second part you DO know is coming up.and you're gonna OWN that shit. STORY OF MY LIFE!

 hahaha can I also subtract my butt cause I don't think it should count against me either.

or 10 lbs as the case may be.(for brains not boobs! LOL ok, maybe boobs)

Alcohol

And don't eat salad before you drink alcohol--Learned 1 thing in college!

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