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Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

I wish I were as fat as I was the first time I thought I was fat. WORD. I swear I would never complain again...

Be nice to me... I may be your nurse someday! Remember... catheters and needles come in sizes that I choose!

Although this was posted for nurse's week....I think teachers could give those stories a run for there money:)

The only thing more torturous than the sex in Fifty Shades of Grey is the writing in Fifty Shades of Grey.