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 hahaha can I also subtract my butt cause I don't think it should count against me either.

hahaha can I also subtract my butt cause I don't think it should count against me either.

Oh, definitely! If there's 5 more minutes in bed... there's not a question!

Oh, definitely! If there's 5 more minutes in bed... there's not a question!

I wouldn't have to manage my anger, if people could learn to manage their stupidity.

I wouldn't have to manage my anger, if people could learn to manage their stupidity.

We should be able to text 911, just in case you're hiding from a killer and you can't talk at the moment.

We should be able to text 911, just in case you're hiding from a killer and you can't talk at the moment.

Never say my favorite show and/or song.  That is the trigger for the competition.

Never say my favorite show and/or song. That is the trigger for the competition.

There was such satisfaction in slamming a flip phone... Oh.  It's so true.

There was such satisfaction in slamming a flip phone... Oh. It's so true.

I get re-pissed about an old situation whenever I have a flashback about it

I get re-pissed about an old situation whenever I have a flashback about it