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I was going to be productive today. Happens all the time!

Cheers to both my sisters! Did you fall down?

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Funny pictures about Dear sleep. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sleep. Also, Dear sleep.

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That awkward moment when you come home, look in the mirror, and think ." i do that all the time my hair be sticken up and shit im thinken damn my friends left me hangin,

Lol if only it was practical when 75 other loads are waiting lol

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

and then you kick yourself for not saying it....aaaaarrrrgggg

Me all the time. It's funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about all the clever shit you could ahve said

So true. But since WeightWatchers the buggery Calories have had to go sew elsewhere.

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

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Ha!  That's like saying "Act like we love each other" when taking a family picture!

Love this! "Remember, as far as anyone knows.we are a Nice NORMAL family!

See Walmart is way better for my self esteem plus I need groceries anyway ;)

Aint that the truth. I feel a whole lot more attractive at WalMart than I do at the gym.

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Inspirational Quotes: I think this ALL of the time! Top Inspirational Quotes Quote Description I think this ALL of the time!

Pinsomnia- This is for you lil' Allie;>

Pinsomnia - Inability to get enough sleep because is bloody addicting, This is so true.I blame my friend Erica for this addiction!

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

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