I have a Master's Degree in Forensic Psychology. They will never find your body. Ever.

I have a Master's Degree in Forensic Psychology. They will never find your body. Ever.

I have OCD, but I only clean things when I'm in the mood because I'm also bipolar.

I have OCD, but I only clean things when I'm in the mood because I'm also bipolar.

Oh my goodness!!! I know people like this!!! Uh oh, what if they're reading this and thinking, "I know somebody like this!" and it's my face that popped up in their head!  ROTFL!

Oh my goodness!!! I know people like this!!! Uh oh, what if they're reading this and thinking, "I know somebody like this!" and it's my face that popped up in their head! ROTFL!

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm,  inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch.

I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch.

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits.  The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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