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It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Free, Workplace Ecard: For those of you that want to make a deposit into your Checkins account, those do not exist, there is a Checking account and a Savings account.

If I have more than 3 days off work, I forget how to do my job. But if a song comes on the radio that I haven't heard since I still know every. If it's more than a week, I forget passwords, co-workers names, etc.

Yes, I do have the best sister in the world...It's just that she's crazy and she scares me a little bit.

Pretty sure this is exactly how my sister feels about me. Too bad she's wrong- I am the one who has the best sister in the world!

It's embarrassing how much satisfaction I get out of this happening

Funny Friendship Ecard: I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

I'm so glad you told your husband how much you loved him on Facebook instead of in person. From 5 feet away.

Because you have to prove you love each other by showing everyone else. Ugh so annoying

Funny Stuff: Mommy’s On The Phone

It's more like "Mom is on the phone, lets play 20 questions, and ask her if I can do all the things she said no about 2 minutes ago." said ALL of my children.

Lol...

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion | meme

6 Emotions Every Couple Experiences While Planning Their Wedding

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

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Funny Confession Ecard: After exercising I always eat a pizza. just kidding. I don't exercise. You love pizza and BakerStone loves you.

What the hell kind of super power is that anyhow?

Forget to eat? How do you forget to eat? I can't stand girls who say this. Eat a sandwich, bitch and STFU. We all know your stomach is growling and you want to kill people.

Yup. In a hot minute..

I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises.

Sorry, I'd rather stay home and nurse an unhealthy level of attachment to my dog than socialize with people. #dogseparationanxiety

9 Things That Happen When You Have Separation Anxiety From Your Pup

Sorry, I'd rather stay home and nurse an unhealthy level of attachment to my dog than socialize with people. #dogseparationanxiety

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

Germaphobe -- LOL!!! I do this!!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

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