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I don't keep calm though, just straight to call mom! Keep calm :)

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

So true. nailed-it-

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an adaptation of an Anne Sexton quote originally seen on Pinterest

Put your ear down by your heart and listen hard. - Gorgeous message made even better by beautiful typography

There's this boy who stole my heart. He calls me MOM and he's on my mind.

For me it should read "There's these BOYS who stole my heart. They call me MOM" I love you Mikey, Jimmy, Jakey. The best guys I've ever known!

Sometimes....sorry, maybe :)

Danger: Mouth Operates Faster Than Brain.so me!

Terrible with that

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

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"Don't worry about walking a mile in my shoes, just try a day thinking in my head." A mind so creative, yet a mind so insane.

#funny #quote #smile @Taylor Evans

At first sight it was I love you with all my heart.now that my butt is bigger.I love you with all my butt!

Love this.

If you never give up then no matter what you never really loose. Hold on, and hold on strong. No matter how bad it may hurt, how long it may take, no matter what life throws at you. Hold on to what you love.