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I don't like morning people... Or mornings... Or people

I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people. SO ME! ~ljl I do like coffee though!

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I said I don't want my anus checked for explosives. But I needed to get on this plane, so here I am asking for an extra pillow to sit on :-)

I feel like some people I know are trying to answer this question.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: How much douche could a douchebag douche if a douchebag could bag douche?

L.O.V.E. Baby Mama. One of the greatest scenes.

"Bitch, I don't know your life!" - Baby Mama sorry about the language but this is my favorite quote hahah

Blunt Cards..where's the exit

Funny pictures about No alcohol at this party. Oh, and cool pics about No alcohol at this party. Also, No alcohol at this party.

someone definitely came to mind.

Maybe you should eat makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside, bitch. that's kinda harsh.if the shoe fits.