It took awhile, but the New York Times is onto something. Set that Texas-shaped waffle aside, give your Texas-shaped tattoo a little scratch and listen up: Have you guys realized how people from Texas seem to really like Texas-shaped things?
Shower curtain and rug. You must become totally obsessed with all things Texas. Whether it's your tree swing, your garage door, or your kitchen counter tops, something in your home must be painted like the Texas State Flag.