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I wish fire trucks and ambulances played 'Move Bitch, Get Out The Way' instead of using sirens.

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played 'Move Bitch, Get Out The Way' instead of using sirens.actually I wish MY car played this instead of the horn.

gah i wish people would just do this!

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Learn a lesson from your dog - No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.

I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.

Oh I didn't tell you? Must have been none of your business then ...

omg thats so me! My mom even asked one time why do ppl like you when ur so mean? I said because people do what i say and then laugh. I think i'm magic really lol

Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. Bitch, you need to hibernate.  waterfireviews.com

Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. Bitch, you need to hibernate.

LOL ouch...Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say 'I need my beauty sleep.' Bitch, you need to hibernate.

Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say 'I need my beauty sleep.' Bitch, you need to hibernate. lawlz me

Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free ...and three sizes smaller? | Confession Ecard

This is definitely how I feel somedays at work! LOL if only I could say it out loud!

I suffer from resting bitch face syndrome  - I'm not mad at you that's just the way my face looks - vintage retro funny quote

Resting Bitch-Face Syndrome Funny T-Shirt, novelty tee, birthday gift for her, clothing, tops and tees, Z13844

I need this shirt! Resting Bitch-Face Syndrome Funny Novelty T-Shirt by RogueAttire

It's hard to break into someone's delusional little world...

hahahahahaha idk why made me laugh so hard. i feel like we say this all the time Mullen

yes I know I'm a bitch. bitch trumps stupid motherfucker every time

Yes.I know I'm an Asshole. Asshole trumps stupid motherfucker every time.

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