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  • Maria

    My Plant: at young age, we were introduced to websites like NeoPets where you can exist in your own Pet-Bot world, growing and educating your(self/bot) while playing games for "money". This educated youth on how to become self-sufficient at an early age. Fast forward about ten years and Facebook Farmville is an activity intended for users ages fifteen to death. Side Note: where can I get a Tamagotchi??

  • Carol Chilstrom

    Now thats funny stuff

  • Melvin Tenthof van Noorden

    "My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them" by Mikko Kuorinki. Text by Mitch Hedberg.

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