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Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. #ecard BAHAHAHA ALL THE TIME!!!
True story. Sometimes when people are talking to me I day dream about what would happen if I suddenly punched them right in the face.
true story, only sometimes its daydreaming about stabbing them in the neck instead of punching them :)
suddenly punch them in the face. ecard
ha so true sometimes
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I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com | is that awesome or is that awesome!!!
I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Funny because I don't even have to eat a bowl of alphabet soup to shit a better argument than this guy!!! HA!
I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that. funny. sarcasm. truth
Funny; I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that.
Saw this and laughed - i dont care who you are - its funny
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Humor and Quotes
Where was this suggestion when I needed it?! When I worked graveyard shift at Alliance and Jesse Gonzales was supervisor and had to come tap my shoulder to wake up. LOL!
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if you ever get caught sleeping on the job...slowly raise your head and say "In Jesus name amen" - someecards
funny quote :caught sleeping and it works in high school :)
hahahahahaha! funny quote :caught sleeping
Caught sleeping on the jerb? Jesus saves!
funny quote :caught sleeping @Callie Long
caught sleeping. that's a good idea.
Caught sleeping on the job
Ha Ha...If only...
Ocd, Good Ideas, Quotes, Clean, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnies
This made me laugh, though of course, OCD is a serious condition and I don't mean to make light of it, just the part about people who like things nice and neat coming and cleaning my house.
Im starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD. Not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it. funny I just married one instead- instant clean house! :)
Bahaha. I hv OCD and that would b do true. Who wants me to come clean!? No bitching and u hv to leave ur house. Trust me u won't miss a thing. Lol
brilliant! I have a little OCD, but it's for notes and things like that. I need someone who has severe OCD to come clean my house lol!
Good, clean humor. Funny but hoarders are usually OCD too, OCD is all about control not clean :)
Good, clean humor and may be a good idea
Funny Stuff / :-)
Ohh how I do this
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This is so me! I love crossing things off my to-do list!!
sometimes I cross things off...TOTALLY done that!!!
hahaha I totally do that! it makes James laugh too.
I love making checklists and crossing things off...
sometimes I cross things off...sooooo true
I love crossing things off my list!
Good idea for a checklist!
ive even done this
story of my life.
Haha if I could only do this at work... :p
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Will do this next time! I so got caught sleeping on the job! Lol NIGHT SHIFT!! It's a killer sometimes.
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job.. | Funny Pictures, Funny jokes and so much more | Jokideo
i have seen this many times, but it still makes me laugh!
Hilarious!! This is to all my night shift buddies!!
haha FUNNY! Omg I literally laughed out loud!!!
haha FUNNY! Definitely applies to my job!
Totally works for a catholic school!
wonder if it works...
Lol! Good idea!
Easily Entertained, Dogs, Quotes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnies, Animal
"I just watched my dog chase its tail for 5 minutes and I thought: Dogs are easily entertained"..Then I realized, "I was just watching my dog chase its tail for 5 minutes." Lmfao!!! Humor, funny ecards.
Humans-"Dogs are so easily entertained. They run around chasing their tail thinking that they will catch it. Dogs are hilarious!" Dogs-"Humans are so easily entertained. all I have to do is run around and around in tight circles chasing my tail and they laugh. Easy!"
It happens! Who doesn't get entertained watching a dog chase his/her tail! #dogs #animals #pets #funny #haha #humor
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Haha funny stuff!
Funny dog quote
Lol it has happened
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Happens more often than it should.. I wake up and am just blindsided by him with a crazy story of why he's mad haha. :)
Husband will do this, wake up middle of the night, PISSED, and go sleep in the chair. If I dream it, I tell him about it and it is so funny to him. WTF!!?
So funny, this seriously happens to me! Usually takes me a few hours after waking up!
This totally happens! I wake up really mad at Andy! Even when he isnt there!
So funny when this happens cause you're actually mad when you wake up
haha Ted dreams i cheat on him all the time an he wakes up mad lol
bahaha this has definitely happened before
HAHAHA. My life.
That, Mind Over Matter, Nurse Stuff, Can T Insult, Thoughts Exactly, True, Feelings Exactly
Indeed, this goes out to my ex...I stop caring what you think about me, best thing I have ever done.
I'm not 15 anymore, and im not in high school. i could care less what people think
im not in high school. i could care less what people think.
Mind over matter... You dont mind, They dont matter. :]
And people wonder how I don't care so much lol
Lady at the dentist office!
Could not be more true
My feelings exactly...
my thoughts exactly
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happy thoughts http://www.positivewordsthatstartwith.com/ Image detail for -Nice Quotes for life | Positive Thinking - Inspirational Quotes ... Great advice lol
I need to apply this more in my life. :-) | Inspirational Quotes https://www.mythirtyone.com/RachelM31/
i give it over to you | don t you love this quote its so true your mind has a way of going ...
Don't over think. Don't stress. Thoughts become things. #truth #quotes #quoteoftheday
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Truth! I need to apply this more in my life. :-) | Inspirational Quotes
I need to remember this quote for every second of my life. lol
Calm quotes inspirational so true
Quotes and thoughts to live by
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'A Woman's Place' Sweater - A woman's place is in the House and the Senate
'A Woman's Place' Sweater. House of Reps and Senate- oh yeah!
A Woman's Place is in the House and the Senate @bethrauhaus
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You get in life what you have the courage to ask for.
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Without verbal communication, it makes it impossible for the people whom you're surrounded by to understand what is it you want or need. Better to ask someone and be rejected than be silent and unable to voice your opinions or assert yourself.
Reminded myself of this lesson earlier today. The results were much better than if I had stayed silent!
I ask the universe for an amazing job in Europe, for abundance, prosperity and for love.
You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. Respect. Lack of judgement. Love.
Didn't even know how many brave people I know. Didn't know I was that brave one too
You get in life what you have the courage to ask for #whatsyourbusinessworth
You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. #SummerGirlFitness
I will remember thatbthe naxt time I need something Ms. Moe!
"You get in life what you have the courage to ask for."
Funny Confession Ecard: My name is ______. I am a Disney Addict! I am guilty of laughing, wearing mouse ears, hugging characters and being happy! What are you addicted to?
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A hahaha!! Yes little one is quite the artist, she has drawn on all the walls through the house in the past, luckily it came off. As for the bit about shaving the dog.....I hope that she never feels inclined to do that, lol. Kids are funny things, this is a very appropriate e-card. ;)
Very funny - great humor for moms :) | Pinned by Itzy Ritzy | #itzyritzy #ecard #funny #humor #moms #parenting #motherhood
Funny Family Ecard: Remember the day you brought me home and you were filled with joy? Go to that place because I just drew all over the walls and shaved the dog.
Funny Confession Ecard: My name is ______. I am a Disney Addict! I am guilty of laughing, wearing mouse ears, hugging characters and being happy! What are you addicted to? My name is Jeff. I would like to add that I'll start dancing no matter where or when as long as the song moves me. You can bet I'll be shaking something, movin n groovin, head bangin or something.
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funny toddler quotes | Funny kids quotes
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Ha! absolute truth Don't have kids yet, but I know this is so true. I used to do it to my mom when I was little, I have no idea why!!
i am seriously laughing at this... never fails, if i get on the phone my kids need to talk to me or something...
So true! Funny Confession Ecard: I haven't been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I've said all day. So, I'm gonna sit here and pretend I'm on the phone. That should do it.
I haven't been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I've said all day. So, I'm gonna sit here and pretend I'm on the phone. That should do it. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
I Havent Been Able To Get My Kids To Pay Attention To Anthing I’ve Said All Day - Clever Quote
Ha! That should totally work!! Swear everytime I'm on phone that's when my kid needs me
Isn't this the truth! As soon as I get on the phone the kids want my attention!
Works every time! The phone is a kid magnet!
Ha! absolute truth .... Funny stuff.
I tell this to my students all.the.time!
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No filter. Just because it pops in my head doesn't mean it should come out of my mouth . Funny ecard
@Pin Quotes #funny #cute #me #repost #quote #quotes #pinquotes #follow #nofilter #like #instadaily #life
Hahaha! Funny cause its true!
#sotrue #funny #ecards
note to self: #ecards
A laughing moment
almost died laughing!!
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Next Time When You Get An Unknown Number Answer It Saying "Hello Westwood Sperm Bank You Spank It, We Bank It. | Somewhat Topical Ecard
Sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it.. ecard Adult jokes adult humor sex jokes sex humor dirty jokes dirty humor R rated R Naughty jokes Naughty humor funny hilarious LOL
Bahaha! So doing this! Next time you get an unknown number... Funny saying / phone prank / cards / humor
"HELLO, WESTWOOD SPERM BANK YOU SPANK IT WE BANK IT!! SOOO FUNNY!!! Ecard humor funny laugh
Next time you get an unknown number... haha I totally need to remember this!!!
almost died laughing!! Funny thing is i used to do this all the time
almost died laughing!! Need to remember this one.
sperm bank quote
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List of short tasks. Do one when you take a quick break & cross it off. At end of day you'll feel good about getting the small stuff done.
the thrill of crossing them off!! :) and it gives me more energy the more we get done the more energy we have, not the opposite!
the thrill of crossing them off!! :) Do this when I need to feel better about how I spend my time!!
hell freakin yes. so true. #checklist
yeah. ive done that.
Story of my life
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Sarcasm About Work | When I Get Home I'm Going To Binge Drink And Forget Today Happened
this is my life. like everyday haha. minus the part where i do like my job.
When I get off work I'm going to binge drink & pretend today never happened
binge drink and pretend this day never happened
More like pretend the week never happened.
Nothing to see here...this never happened
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laughed WAY too hard