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My mother ALWAYS confuses these two! Same with the roommates! ...lulz.

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

There are a few people that I want to say this to.

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

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Dear karma I have a list of people you missed. And you will definitely get your karma for all the things you have done and said. And your karma is gonna be twice as bad!

Web MD

Funny pictures about WebMD definition. Oh, and cool pics about WebMD definition. Also, WebMD definition photos.

you'll usually hear me say "I'm not going to ask you again! now go put on your clothes!!!" guilty RIGHT AFTER I just said i wouldn't say it!!!

My Children Have Turned Me Into A Serial Liar (Mommy Truth)

"I'm not going to ask you again.My children have turned me into a serial liar. Day in the life of parenting.

too true, despite the fact that it should say "woman" and not "women". Grammar people

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

Yep

SMONDAY: the moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.

Pretty Amazing

Ohhhh I fell for it! I've been told I'm very gullible. haha if you say gullible slowly funny quotes funny quote funny quotes humor

These are all true

Without My Cell Phone

sooo true it's sad. Before cell phones I knew everybody's phone number by heart, now I'm lucky if I remember my own haha

Yeah, Just sitting here on the corner of Awesome and Bombdiggity  This is where I like to chill, lol! ~ La

Just sitting here on the corner of awesome and bombdiggity. did someone just use bombdiggity in a quote?

Life has never given me lemons. it has given me anger issues, anxiety, a love for alcohol & serious dislike for stupid people.

I once had a nightmare just like this.

I have noticed the house a little dustier and the bathrooms need cleaning. awww heck, I just found one more thing to Pin. I'll just clean tomorrow!

Matematik ve X üzerine güzel bir tespit...

Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your "x". Just accept the fact that she is gone. Move on, Dude. (Even though I think this is funny, I love Math! And I love finding the "x".

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