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More like annoying babble of the masses, where is that coming from and how do I shut up the idiots?!

This is so me, it's not even funny. My family and friends always joke about how a stutter or say words incorrectly, due to my thoughts moving so fast.

"My parents believe that I'm the only teenager that: Is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, lives on their laptop & constantly texting."

"Me: omg my hair is so long! Also me: can you just cut off half of an eighth of a sixteenth of an inch? I'm growing it out"

I just had this conversation with myself. Then I went to Barnes and noble

from The Funny Beaver

52 Of The Funniest Quotes Ever

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