Hahaha yes! (My fave part is the "Suggest highly improbable consequences." ...the example using feral cats as a probable next step to leaving dirty dishes in the sink is spot on and hilarious — How to write a passive aggressive note
This guy gets me. There's a a point in time when you reach a certain age when you just feel like not having plans sounds 100 times better than going out. For me this feeling hit at age 18. And I have no shame in it.