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We luv these at work, have a few pinned up to laugh at...so putting this on the bosses desk...

I actually don't need to control my anger. Everyone around me needs to control their annoying habit of pissing me the hell off.

WE's

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

i actually find myself wondering this daily

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more.

My Patience is usually thin, but only with people. Patience with my animals is obese.

Oh Earl! Those black eyed peas tasted alright to me!  Death not Divorce... Because you don't just want half. - Maryann & Wanda.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

Funny Workplace Ecard: If I'm to be forced to work with a bunch of adult-sized children, it should be reasonable that I also get to fingerpaint and take naps. this is so funny

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges. I do, however, remember facts forever.

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges. I do, however, remember facts forever.learning to let go but this is too funny & indicative of the past

iphowned

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

stop

When someone says "STOP" I never know if it's in the name of love, hammer time or if I am supposed to collaborate and listen. So funny

Lol...

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

This is my freaking life story! Champagne taste on a beer budget.

Sasquatch feet

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could swoop out of the sky & snatch your dinner from a lake.

Isn't that the truth!!!  LOL

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.

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