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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because your body and your fat have become really good friends over the years.

Ahaha no but really it true. I know now to be careful to listen to all sides. Some people are charming like to make their sins look way better than others.

"It's the Holiday Season...Don't forget to set your scales back 10 lbs at midnight tonight!" #yankinaustralia #lol #holidays

I don't need anger management. I need for it to be socially acceptable to throat punch people when necessary.

I+get+called+a+Bitch+quite+often.+What+I+don't+get+called+is+a+pushover,+stupid,+sweetheart,+or+a+doormat.+Works+for+me.

I don't hold grudges. I hold memories that keep me better prepared for our next encounter.

Believable since the person who created this meme also can't write with proper English grammar. *you're ;-)