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haha! I have to make sure my daughter knows when I go because she has to be in there. Otherwise she freaks out and bangs on the door til I let her in! kids ...

I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom.

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haha so true! when we were in Cali on our way to move to New York, we were at target and Jayden told our cashier that she needed to take a shower because her teeth were dirty!!! thank god Aaron was there because I had to WALK AWAY from laughing so hard. I was crying lol. I couldn't believe he said that!

Shopping with Kids is like trying to concentrate on 150 things at once while someone repeatedly beats you over the head with a plank of wood.

I didn't know why my child had a middle name until he entered toddlerhood...

I always knew I had superpowers...I just hoped they would be cooler!

I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, but if you continue to scream like that I'm going to act like I don't know you.

Woo hoo, it's Friday! Oh wait.. I'm a mom. -- Omg!! Story of my life... Kids don't believe in weekends or any days off for that matter.

Lmfao! This is so true...and just a little sad for an OCD neat freak such as myself. :(