I'm only interested in you because you're interested in me and I'm what interests me most.

I'm only interested in you because you're interested in me and I'm what interests me most.

If someone breaks your heart, punch them in the face. Seriously! Just punch them in the face and go get some ice cream. HAHA

If someone breaks your heart, punch them in the face. Seriously! Just punch them in the face and go get some ice cream. HAHA

Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions.

Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions.

Funny Flirting Ecard: I love to watch you listen to me talk about myself.

Funny Flirting Ecard: I love to watch you listen to me talk about myself.

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Sorry theres no Instagram filter to make you look less drunk in photos. - This new weight loss solution has solved all my problems. I lost about 23 pounds fast without changing my diet. I hope this changes some lives like it has changed mine.

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