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Who needs Christian Grey or Magic Mike when I can fantasize about the Olympic divers?
'I need to talk to you' is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you'veever done in your
The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.
'I'd like a Coke please.' 'Is Pepsi okay?' 'Is Monopoly money okay?'
Jack quote, Will and Grace, I don't want to be an adult anymore. This is how I feel sometimes.
This is so stinking funny. I thought I was the only one!
I get scared when I have to sneeze while driving.
It means I have taken time out to do nothing
If you know me at all, you know I hate wearing pants. It would be a much better world if everyone were pants-less. Wait, I take that back.
Apparently I spend much of my time uninformed...so a gangster is no longer mafia, but a guy who wears poop in his pants?