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•_• Sooo truee ha

Funny Family Ecard: I enjoy being the black sheep of the family. Black sheep are the prettiest & don't show as much dirt as the white ones.

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Free and Funny News Ecard: ADKD: Attention Deficit Kid Disorder: When you attempt to wash dishes but first must fix a blanket fort, fish a toy from behind the fridge, find a binky, sing the ABCs, and. hang on I hear crying.

Get his death bed ready haha!  I've been sick for three weeks and haven't complained as much as he does in three days...

Lol,the worst! So true! the dreaded man cold!

Baaahahahahaha so true!

I must need an interpreter because when I say "Hurry, put your shoes on and get in the car", my kids hear, "It's a good time to poop.

And this is why our 6 year old does not throw temper tantrums, shows respect ("yes/no sir/ma'am") and has manners ("yes/no thank you" or "yes/no please"). Demonstrate to them NOW so they can and will grow up to be a respectable adult. Tough love, baby. Works like a charm.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

Life With 4 Boys: Parenting Funnies - Laugh Out Loud Parenting E-cards

You know you're a mom when going shopping at Target by yourself feels like a vacation and going on a family vacation feels like work. Vacations with the kids are so fun, but a lot of work too!

It's All About The Candy...Primitive Wooden Trick or Treat Countdown Sign with Mini Chalkboard. $39.00, via Etsy.

I'm a bad ass bitch had one natural.make that bad ass bitch

Try almost 2 and a 3 year old, and people have the nerve to say my house is a mess!!!! How about you give it a try!!??

Jerry Seinfeld on parenting a 2-year-old

Having a 2 year old is like having a blender without a lid. (& two teenagers = one 2 year old!

I still think your pretty cool of you show up with a box of Mr. Sketch

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

And have babies whenever our husbands (guess they expect us to be heterosexual too) want us to

We've given up on having it all, and yet...

Yep, missed the memo. Especially about the washboard abs, sorry Micah ;

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