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John Boehner's Woman Problem Makes For Delightful Meme
House Majority Leader, John Boehner, today announced a unique and creative plan to reduce poverty in America. “The reason we have so many people living at or just below the poverty line is the line itself.” Boehner told reporters. “Who comes up with these arbitrary lines?” Boehner then outlined a Republican plan to lower the poverty line. “If we lower the line, less people will be officially living at or just below it!” A smiling Boehner said. “It’s real simple.” Seriously, Mr Boehner?