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"Flight 24 is taking off in 30 minutes." A voice rang in the ears of the travelers. That's your flight! You grab your remaining things and rush through the crowd of people and to Gate 16. You wait in line, nervous, but excited, to start the trip of a lifetime. You give the flight attendant your boarding pass and are directed to your seat. Your trip has started.
Folks this is your captain speaking. As you look out your window you can see we are indeed on fire. I want to let you know that we are doing everything we can up here in the cockpit. But At this time I would like you to head as far between your legs and kiss your ass good bye. And as always we thank you for fly with Scary Air.