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Sandbox

I'm willing to play nice with you in the sandbox. However, if you throw sand at me, I'll bury you like a cat turd!

Fifty

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey E-Cards

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

And I do know how to dispose a body where it will never be found. #taxidermy

I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times. Actually, I've killed many people more than three times.

This is basically exactly how I feel about my evil coworker.

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

Headache

When I get a headache I take aspirins and keep away from children, just like the bottle says.

its weird how its acceptable to put someone else genitals in your mouth, but eating a dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross.

It’s weird how it’s acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a Dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross.

Dumb questions = sarcastic answers

When people ask dumb questions i feel obligated to give sarcastic answers >>true

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