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so true.

"I'm afraid I can't go. I've already taken off my bra so I'm in for the night." Totally me

Yes!  Hubby best remember this...  and my use to be best friend carolyn!

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges. I do, however, remember facts forever.learning to let go but this is too funny & indicative of the past

My life.

Pocket Charts

everytime I go, I get the 1 thing I DID need and a whole wallet full of random stuff.

I dont have a "honey-do" list...

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

I'm gonna lose weight.  I'm gonna exercise everyday.  I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it... Is that cake?  ---I'll take that big piece right there.  Yeah, that one!---  :D

I' m gonna lose weight. I'm gonna exercise everyday. I' gonna go on a diet and stick to it .Is that a cake?

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Maybe not right away. I mean, this does qualify as one of the only two acceptable reasons to run.

True Story, bro.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Water is the most essential element

The Tao of Coffee

Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can't make coffee. my life nowadays!

Yep that's about right.......lol

people say im a loudmouth bitch. i dont correct them.

GYNO - I always hid the undies! This is so true!

Why do you bother hiding your panties at the gyno's office? She's gonna be looking right up your hoo-hah. She can handle seeing your panties laying on the chair. lol doctor panties ladies funny humor - I know I tuck mine into my pants!

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