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Hilarious chalkboard signs offer bacon, booze and breakfasts consisting of aspirin to lure potential customers off the street

What moms REALLY want for Mother's Day from their kids. i dont drink wine, but this is funny!

My dear 9 year old who often doesn't like to take the time to eat...(I don't get that either....)

hangry: a state of anger caused by lack of food (i'm def no fun when i'm hangry!) This is funny, i thought this only used with my Family!

or camping, biking, or kayaking.

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

i am always the finder of lost things.

If people winked in real life as much as they domain text messages this world would be a pretty creepy place (funny, humor, LOL, hilarious)

Wow! That's a lovely shade of bitch you're wearing today.

I wear a lovely shade daily. Most of the time it's not bitch though.

Ha ha ha

This shows us that women expect to be more emotional and want more sentimental things, whereas men just want beer and naked girls. We stereotype genders like this, however I don't think I've ever seen a girl not pleased by a naked man or a beer?

this is absolutely for me!!!! I only answer the door for girl scouts lol by bleu.

For my front porch - Funny Signs: no soliciting, we are too broke to buy anything; we know who we are voting for; we have found Jesus; seriously, unless you are selling thin mints; please go away. Girl Scouts Welcome!

Or puts a dish in the sink and calls it doing the dishes

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

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