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YES.  This was my work meeting today . . . torture chamber of, "Ok I'm gonna leave you with one last thing . . . in 1978 . . "  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny pictures about You said long story short. Oh, and cool pics about You said long story short. Also, You said long story short.

No guilt trips

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Stop asking me to repost your post to prove that I read your post, or that I hate cancer, love Jesus, think your cat is cute, or agree with your politics!

And when you come to a fork in the road, well, take it. Because, hey, free fork.

JFDL!!!

Funny Confession Ecard: Curling irons have a warning tag that says 'For external use only.' Which one of you sick people made that necessary?

"That's why I don't even bother listening to others negative thoughts/opinions. They're just worthless!"

So true! A pintrest minute equals 15 real life minutes!

lol no one wants to hear how much he/she does for you & how much you love them EVERY SINGLE DAY. Get a hobby.

ecards, profess love, significant other, daily basis, punch you in the face

This is so wrong, but hilarious!

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Making a new mint flavored birth control pill that you take right before sex. I am calling them 'Predickamints.

Middle finger

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Another chance? Sorry, Im fresh out of chances. But I have this big middle finger that has been on back order for you.

lucky charms cereal

Dear Lucky Charms, Please stop putting cereal in my marshmallows. Still funny even though I don't like lucky charms

CHRONIC BITCH FACE | FUNNY PRINT

My life with Chronic Bitch Face. My life with Chronic Bitch Face. My life with Chronic Bitch Face.

BFF

Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.

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This totally happens at my house. Beer and veggies are in the same drawer. But the veggies usually go bad before they get consumed. Can't say the same for the beer.

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