The bread loafers are an ideal example of high-end French fashion. Crafted out of real bread, each loafer warms your feet like only a nice and toasty, freshly baked pair of shoes can. The best part is if you get hungry, simply take one off and dig in.
No it's not a slang word for vagina, it's Canada's national animal. Bottom line: beavers are a noble and majestic rodent. Yes, I just called a beaver majestic. They are resourceful, cute and damn smart. Respect the beaver people.