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i dont like this. i dont like women agreeing with the sexist idea that we are all catty bitches.

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i dont like this. i dont like women agreeing with the sexist idea that we are all catty bitches.

My last job employed former addicts, the chronically tardy, people who called in "sick", and suckups. Guess who got fired for having a bad attitude?

My last job employed former addicts, the chronically tardy, people who called in "sick", and suckups. Guess who got fired for having a bad attitude?

Only your best friend understands that when you say ' I saw my boyfriend today' you are referring to the hot guy that has no clue you exist.

Only your best friend understands that when you say ' I saw my boyfriend today' you are referring to the hot guy that has no clue you exist.

Funny Confession Ecard: When I get old, I'm not going to sit around knitting. I'm going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up!

Funny Confession Ecard: When I get old, I'm not going to sit around knitting. I'm going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up!

Only Southerners know the difference between Redneck and White Trash! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  ☀CQ #southern #quotes #ecards

Only Southerners know the difference between Redneck and White Trash! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ☀CQ #southern #quotes #ecards

LOL!  pretty sure i've disappointed some people when they saw it was girl walking thru the door!

LOL! pretty sure i've disappointed some people when they saw it was girl walking thru the door!

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there... all fat.

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there... all fat.

Actually made this face when I realized the truth about my preferred loungewear.

Actually made this face when I realized the truth about my preferred loungewear.

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It's no surprise that planning a wedding can make you break out the tissues from time to time, but one thing I didn't realize as a bride is that there are distinct emotional phases you may go through before getting married

Oh sisters...If you don't understand how a woman can both love her sister and want to wring her neck at the same time, you were probably an only child.

Oh sisters...If you don't understand how a woman can both love her sister and want to wring her neck at the same time, you were probably an only child.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.