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.....and Jesus never showed. <------- No, no, no... still waiting. Be patient, it's a virtue, you know. ;-)
'Still waiting to use that algebra I had to learn in school'. I recall the Headmaster of a Primary School, being interviewed on Radio 4, saying much the same thing. He said he'd never used x% (a large number) of the Maths he'd ever been taught in school, so what's the point of teaching it anyway? Well, the same could be said about any subject taught in school, but Maths in particular, should be regarded as training in thought processes, not as bodies of knowledge which one has to 'know'..
I feel his, wait it's too late. I feel nothing.
Waiting for my kids to clean their rooms.
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Haha okay this so true.... sorry kids; )
So true. Laughed so so hard lol
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What if food told you the truth. I laughed more at the chocolate posing than anything else. Hahaha
What if food told you the truth....it would make you laugh your ass off :)
Laughing way too hard at this one....What if food told you the truth.
What if food told you the truth. HAHAHA The last one is the best!
What if food told you the truth. Hahaha @Katie Hrubec Hrubec Webb
What if food told you the truth. Dying laughing! Lol
LOL - What if food told you the truth hahaha
Made me giggle. Food truths.
Laughs and giggles
So true in every way
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hahaha... the towel thing rings so true... The Pros And Cons Of Living With Your Significant Other
The Pros And Cons Of Living With Your Significant Other. The Oatmeal knows things.
This makes me laugh every time! The towel thing is totally me...
I just laughed so hard. I'm still giggling. Lord. So TRUE!
The towel thing is so true! Drives me crazy!! Ggggrrrr.
The truth behind this thing is so funny it hurts!!
jesus. so true. so SO true. Minus the cereal thing
Lol so funny and so true the towel one is so us
Wookie Jesus... #marriage #truth
At any given time, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away... **Click Pic To Read Full Article** ---- #amusing #comical #entertaining #funny #hilarious #humorous #ironic #joke #laugh #witty #lol
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Made me laugh much harder than it probably should have... In the jungle the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight. Awhim away awhim away
In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight In the jungle, the quiet jungle The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight. A whim away, a whim away...... This will be stuck in my head now
Hahahaha! "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight!" - This is so my boys humor!
"In the Jungle.... The mighty Jungle... the Lion sleeps tonight... " LMFAO DEAD!!
Laughed far too much at this. Animal humor
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Funny stuff lol
Funny!!! But so true!
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If this were true, I would eat a dq ice cream cake for every meal!
Screw the title at the bottom. This is absolutely true. haha
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yes! My biggest fantasy
Funny!!! But true! ;)
Funny but true
Hahaha. So true.
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I really did laugh out loud! And yes I would rather have the food... cuz food is good. (Obvi, you should be healthy, but come on, its funny!) ;)
I don't care that I'm all Paleo and losing weight now, that stuff is funny. And it would still be me if junk food didn't make me feel so awful.
A friend showed me this a few months and I laughed so much.., now I look at it and think urgh food yuck and I want tall those things a thigh gap collar bones a flat stomach and hip bones.. Omg I've changed
Do you want Hip bones or pizza..a gap between your thighs or cake..collarbones or sweats..a flat stomach or soda? Story of my life, I'm the girl on the bottom haha. I just want it all!! i love junk food :p
That girl probably already has all of those things, but I guess it's still funny?
I'm sorry, this is just too funny. I would go for the food every time -Steph
I think it's more funny that the girl holding the food is super skinny
Looks like our kind of girl! #humor #funny #foodie
story of my life. Just funny!
lol!! so true!
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Fast food fables: Advertisements of junk food vs. the real thing. Although I do know they have to make the picture look pretty but it's not even close to reality. Another reason not to eat fastfood.
THis Is So True The Truth: Fast food fables: Advertisements of junk food vs. the real thing. /#drive_thru_knowledge
Fast food fables: Advertisements of junk food vs. the real thing. /#drive_thru_knowledge So true! I watched a friend eat a whopper the other night, and the first thing I thought was that does NOT look like the ad!
Fast food fables: Advertisements of junk food vs. the real thing. Ain't that the truth!!!
Fast Food: Advertising vs Reality. This made me laugh really hard. . .so TRUE!
Advertising vs. reality. So true! I actually laughed pretty hard at this!
Fast Food: Advertising vs Reality. THIS IS SO TRUE.
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Joke: What do you call guys who make "women in the kitchen jokes?" ... wait for it... SINGLE!! love it.
Truth: You give her the choice and a woman will take care of you because she wants to. Tell her its her duty and see how well that works for you!
For reals though! ~make your own sandwich you got 2 hands, Im not your mother! YEP:) bahaha so true !
bahahah... i hate that men think "women belong in the kitchen" or the woman should only deal with the kid.... no mother fucker you have two legs get your ass up and fix yourself some damn food.... or help with the kids.... i pretty sure i didnt impregnate myself bitch
What do you call guys who make "women in the kitchen" jokes? Single. You call them single.
What do you call guys who make "women in the kitchen" jokes #lol #funny #sarcasm
@Christina Childress Childress Crihfield go make your dh a sandwich !
lol, i make a damn good sandwich though... for myself
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when i look at the sign that says condiments at the grocery store, i think in my head "oh, condoms and mints! i should browse around"
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I laughed harder than I should have
Don't forget the hot sauce.
After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. - Mr. Big
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
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So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
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A playful quote that reads "You never know how many friends you have until you have a beach house" styles a vintage-chic pillow. $18
~~ I hope someday I’ll have that beach house so I can find out if this is true or not.
"you never know how many friends you have until you have a beach house" pillow
Brilliant host/hostess gift for a weekend at a beach or lake house.
Wouldn't even mind all the fakies. I just want a beach house :( lol
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And the truth comes out!
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Before someone jumps down my throat, I'm not saying that children who aren't spanked don't respect others. However, I firmly believe in proper spanking when needed.
You know what - this is the most truthful thing I have read in a long time. Our society has lost the ability to show respect, it's an old-fashioned notion now, and we are the poorer for it.
Respect. Knowing that some things are wrong and often carry consequences in life gives hope. We can and do live through the consequences in almost every case. And in the surviving.... we come to respect that life is more than this fleeting, momentary pain.
I HATE this. Kids can learn respect without spanking. I'm not saying anyone is a bad parent for spanking but that means no one is a bad parent for NOT spanking either
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Respect for others quote and it so true
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hahahahahahahahahahahhahah! i only laugh becouse it sounds like me!!!!!! :)
True story & I love it
True story of my life.
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Yes this is so true
Lol funny but true
So true @hhastings
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Laughing because my brother says this all the time when he feels criticized...and we always say he reacts like a girl!
Truth! I'll quote an Iron Maiden Song... RUN TO THE HILLS.... RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIFE LOL
Truth! I've been saying "Wow" a lot lately! Wth!
Truth! Only thing worse than Wow is Really?!?
Truth! Made me laugh cause it's so true..
Lol so true. when I say this watch out
ha. so true. when she says WOW...run!
Funny, but oh so true! >_<
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I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment. THIS IS MY LIFE
Thought I was the only one ... If I don't brush my teeth, then I can savor the taste a little bit longer ... mmm ...
too funny and I thought just guys had commitment issues, lol.
Glad I'm not the only one who thought this..
I've actually thought this. Too funny.
YESSS it's true
Haha. So true!
truer words were never spoken
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A little extreme, but made me laugh a lot!
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Great Monday morning quote
Monday Morning Truth!