If you're crazy and you know it, and if you're afraid to show it, chew right out of your restraints and shake your meds (clap clap).

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!" This sounds like my husband, not me.

The camel called...haha thanks Colleen,  always the best ones from you! Careful girls when you wear those tiny shorts, specially when your man legs are too big for them.

The camel called...haha thanks Colleen, always the best ones from you! Careful girls when you wear those tiny shorts, specially when your man legs are too big for them.

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

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