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So freakin true! Here it is @Julie Pulliam

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

Aahh.  But they weren't hidden, they were laid in the middle of the road in plain sight.  Remember 1972, Bark River, MI.  RIP.

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

Stop.

It's either cold enough for uggs or warm enough for shorts. It cannot be both. AMEN THIS IS NOT CUTE! and tights doesn't make it okay either. you can't wear tights and shorts and uggs. stop it.

I mean Lolo loves you, Chris, but nothing beats unlimited Olive Garden breadsticks without gaining a pound or going into cardiac arrest.

So true . every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy . pshh, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.

Oh my god!!! I totally thought this same exact saying and punch line when I was pumping the other day!  I thought I was all funny for coming up with it. Guess I'm not original ;)

A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk

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foodstamps - This is a sore spot for me! If I had foodstamps, I could afford lots of nicer things. The poor are better off than the working middle class - SAD

Because people on the floor usually aren't hustling like cashiers! Couldn't stand working for them.

Funny Quote - Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Walmart but only 4 registers will be open - Funny Pictures, Quotes, Videos and More!

too true, despite the fact that it should say "woman" and not "women". Grammar people

So true. funny quote about women. For more jokes and hilarious quotes for women visit www.

fun, funny, ironic, good mood switch on, lol, when you need something to turn instantly your lips upwards. Smile like there's no tomorrow :-D

if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels

It's never easy

Relationship Status lol soooo true esp when you go from single to engaged people! thats not a relationship

I like this idea

Not lying when I say this. Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. Sat outside. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

I have been stricken with this very serious disease a few times- it is rough but you too can recover.  Treatment consists of two tylenol and lots of fluids.

It's not a hangover, it's wine flu.I've def had the wine flu more then once!

My husbands wife

My husband's wife is freakin' AWESOME! This is so true! Every wife should have this pinned. Cursing Mama says, "Sometimes the truth is awesome!