Since I failed epically in the marriage department, I think dating is out. No more: abusive, narcissists, mommy issues, alcoholics, womanizers, daddy issues, volatile, overcompensating, men to marry or date. Have enough of my own damn problems, keep yours.
And this ends with Sandie saying some random Spanish phrase to try to sell it followed by the two of us dissolving into hysterical laughter and, therefore, getting away with nothing! And that's why we're BFFs! LOL