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Mama tried to raise a lady but Daddy won, he raised a lady that doesn't take shit from anyone.

Think it's the other way around daddy tried to raise a lady but mommy won she raised a lady that won't take shit from anyone! Dads the softy lol

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play: "Drop it Like It's Hot". And if you could have Snoop sing it, that would be awesome!

Shaving is literally my worst nightmare.....

Yeah, I’d shave my legs for you. Maybe.

Proper Green: What should I do with empty toilet paper rolls? - Live Green - Recyclebank

Oh my god I seriously have a bag of empty toilet paper rolls left over from a project and I'm afraid if I throw them away ill come across something I want to do with them later! Too funny

Yep.

Funny Flirting Ecard: If you're talking behind my back. you're in a real good position to kiss my ass.

Ariel

Imagine if Princess Ariel had her own episode of Hoaders. 'Look at this stuff isn't it neat?' No bitch. You have OCD and this is all trash. OMG - has my love for Ariel made me a hoarder?

The next time you say, "I don't care" to anything I ask...I'm going to punch you in the face!

"What you want for dinner?" "I don't care" do you want me to cook?" "I don't care" (YAY I don't have to cook) "okay I'll order pizza!

I don't want any of my hard-earned money going to that whore in FL :/

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

OMG..bahahahah

I am grumpy...want to see something funny! - Page 2

I love it when I do something and my kid is all "ewwww mommy!" Um, child, i pushed you out of my vagina covered in my insides. YOU are 'eww.

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