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"Make yourself right at home" ;)

If you tell me to make myself at home be prepared for me to take my bra off, drink your beer and yell at your kids.

End of story

Funny Family Ecard: We are married. If I am pissed off at someone,so. you are pissed off at them too. End of story.

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My insurance doesn't cover those meds -- but they actually might now due to new mental health and drug coverage laws under Obamacare.

I've said this so many times in my life...sorry, again! :)

Sorry I got so drunk, and ended up being really mouthy and offensive at your party next week.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say 'I would do anything for love.' On the back 'But I won't do that.

This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for?!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become  reality.  Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

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