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This made me giggle! Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: You do realize that my vagina has an On and Off switch linked to the words that come out of your mouth.

You do realize that my vagina has an On and Off switch linked to the words that come out of your mouth. so true!

I don't have an attitude problem.  You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem! #haha ummmmm..... Guilty!

BUT Ask yourself, "Do I have an attitude problem?" If you do have an attitude "problem". How others react to your attitude (good or bad) IS their "problem" or rather their priviledge to choose :)

currently having that moment...so i'd suggest...staying away from me today. (and prob the rest of the week...and weekend)

Listen up, asshole I had two helpings of flaming bitch with my breakfast today. Satan himself won't even f*ck with me. Lol :D

You are offended by the things i say? Imagine the stuff I hold back...

You are offended by the things i say? Imagine the stuff I hold back.

I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress... Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.

"I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress.Just kidding. I'm on my third glass of wine." hahah this is hilarious because I took a stress mgmt class this semester and this is so me haha

I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous  ...who's this fucking whore?

I won't get jealous.I won't get jealous.I won't get jealous .who's this fucking whore? Yeah sounds like me

I might have pinned this before but doing it again because it is so funny and I would love to say it to a few ex bfs :)

Congratulations on your downgrade. She's one hell of a So true!i'd say she is a 2 funny how she has my name though

Straight from the blog, and the story of my damn life.

Pretending to be a functioning adult is so exhausting. Maybe that's why I'm so tired all the time!

I love getting lost in a great romance novel. Then my husband farts, tells me he loves me and brings me back to my real life. Awesome. Christian Grey would NEVER do this.

I love getting lost in a great romance novel. Then my husband farts, tells me he loves me and brings me back to my real life. Christian Grey would NEVER do this.

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