Looks like it's fuck this shit o'clock.
this is so me! ha!
wont be tomorrow either
That horrifying moment when you're looking for an adult, but you realize you are an adult. So you look around for an older adult. An adultier adult. Someone better at adulting than you.
That made me laugh more than it should have....
Sounds like my patients on a daily basis.
Well, I’d love to stay and chat, but I hate you.
Fate has much in common with the devil...I say, yes, be the storm, leave the devil wondering what the heck happened!
Breaking Free-Be the Godly Woman God Intended
Everyday I wonder....
Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' out loud instead of just in my head.