It has been the longest Monday in the history of Mondays!! by this time last week it was already thursday!
I wanted to reward myself with a hard-earned glass of wine after a long week. Then I realized it was only Monday.
Funny Encouragement Ecard: I screwed up my diet for this Monday. Looks like i'll have to wait until next Monday since diets can't possibly start on any other day of the week.
At first I was like, 'no but what about' but then i realized that this covered every substantial problem known to man.