I've been dieting ALL morning. AM I SKINNY YET???

I've been dieting ALL morning. AM I SKINNY YET???

Sometimes I look at my bathroom floors and counters and think 'How am I not bald?'

Sometimes I look at my bathroom floors and counters and think 'How am I not bald?'

Actually made this face when I realized the truth about my preferred loungewear.

Actually made this face when I realized the truth about my preferred loungewear.

Do+you+ever+get+up+in+the+morning,+look+in+the+mirror,+and+think+'That+can't+be+accurate'?

Do+you+ever+get+up+in+the+morning,+look+in+the+mirror,+and+think+'That+can't+be+accurate'?

If you were home alone   in the middle of the   night, and you   heard a fart, would  you laugh or   be scared?

If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared?

Welcome aboard. The hardest part of your job will be being nice to stupid people.

Welcome aboard. The hardest part of your job will be being nice to stupid people.

Why yes, I will spend 50 dollars more to get free shipping to avoid paying 3 dollars for shipping.

Why yes, I will spend 50 dollars more to get free shipping to avoid paying 3 dollars for shipping.

:)

Have you ever had someone who just wouldn't take the hint? My Husband is hitting the 25 year mark by now... ♥ ;)

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