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Hey, I just met you. I'm batshit crazy. Here's my number, have my babies.

Hey, I just met you. I'm batshit crazy. Here's my number, have my babies. Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I lied about my birth control and I'm having your baby!

'Laters, Baby'

'Laters, Baby' OH MY GOD love this book! fifty shades of grey baby!

It's hard to break into someone's delusional little world...

hahahahahaha idk why made me laugh so hard. i feel like we say this all the time Mullen

Just relax....

just relax and accept the crazy" Yup! That is exactly what happens every time my poor hubby walks in through the door.poor hubby, he doesn't stand a chance ;

8. But this doesn't mean we don't have a few 'eccentric' family members.

15 Things You MUST Know About Dating Someone From North Carolina

Here in the South, we don't hide crazy. We parade it on the front porch and give it a cocktail. -- I think I should live in the South

Love me the way I am...

All I want is for a guy to love me the way I am! Yep that about sums in up

There's a crazy underground garage.

And just when you think you've reached the bottom of her craziness, there's a crazy underground garage. Haha I definitely know some people like this.

Want to answer the phone this way... would I get fired?

Hello, you've reached Now kick them nasty thoughts. I'm totally answering the phone at work like this tomorrow!

Hi Darling. Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.

I can do darling. and I certainly do Crazy. Thanks for putting me in check : )