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Your pre-sneeze face freaks me out. seriously though, my pre-sneeze face freaks a lot of people out.

especially ones that can't stay out of your business and have big mouths!!!!

If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true.

Oh, man been there in a way. Or rather that moment where your best-friend calls someone else their best-friend and you're like...  nooooooooo....

Haha so funny!Even though most people wouldn't admit it! Ha Funny Friendship Ecard: That moment when you hear someone else call your bestfriend their bestfriend and you are like.

The Husband Contract: Fine Print----- HAHAHA! I'm perfectly able to kill the bugs myself but I wouldn't tell him not too.

bout right :D Yup. That's the deal. The bug killer got the better deal. I'm the baby maker.

Free, Workplace Ecard: It's not "throwing someone under the bus" if they were already tumbling precariously in that direction on their own.

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Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Bahhahaahaa.... Just for my sister!!!

grammar pet peeves – #LetsBlogOff

If only there truly was a man with impeccable spelling and correct grammar usage.

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