Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life...

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life...

"Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can."

"Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can."

Forgive and forget? I'm neither Jesus nor do I have Alzheimer's. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Forgive and forget? I'm neither Jesus nor do I have Alzheimer's. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Your kind, nurturing and gentle mom is off shift at 9pm. I suggest you get your ass to bed before her replacement- AngryBitchyMommy- arrives.

Your kind, nurturing and gentle mom is off shift at 9pm. I suggest you get your ass to bed before her replacement- AngryBitchyMommy- arrives.

My silence doesn't mean I agree with your statement...it's just that the level of your ignorance has rendered me speechless.

My silence doesn't mean I agree with your statement...it's just that the level of your ignorance has rendered me speechless.

why, yes, I CAN multi-task .. I can text, eat, browse Pinterest, and watch tv, .. all at the same time.

why, yes, I CAN multi-task .. I can text, eat, browse Pinterest, and watch tv, .. all at the same time.

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