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When I die, I am going to haunt the fuck out of you people. Words to live by.

if looks could kill, you'd be dead.

i may look calm but . I may look calm, but in my head We killed you three times. Your name isn't leatseatburgers i may look calm but I in my head We killed you three times Your name isn't leatseatburgers

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Fuck you. Fuck everything you believe. Fuck all the things you left behind. Fuck your stupid ideas. Fuck your new chapter. Fuck you.

Joss Whedon = genius.

"Remember to always be yourself. unless you suck." ~ Joss Whedon (I needed this because some people should NOT be themselves. They should grow the hell up.

Sounds like a typical Lauren sentence.

Keep Calm or . this is a direct quote from "the king's speech" if you havent seen it you must! Its a great movie.

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if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels

Very true..

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

What ya say ?

What ya say ?

*Disclaimer - I DO NOT agree that as a group men are rather stupid. I just recognize this line from a Mary Poppin's song we danced to when my dd was young. Good memories. :o)

"though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid." who knew this was from Mary Poppins.

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