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lying in bed, wondering if it's worth it to get up and pee. - the truth of all of my mornings.

Thats me

Happens ALL THE TIME. Especially the mirror, zombie, and shower ones. And I thought I was the only one!

I like this picture because I think it can really relate to me even if I don't laugh a lot when I do I laugh for a long time. I think I don't laugh at French jokes because I don't get them and what the funny part is. :/

story of my life. That awkward moment when everyone else quit laughing 10 minutes ago, but you can't stop.

If you run into someone you know and they say "we should hang out sometime", just say "I'm ready to hang out right now" and watch them panic

Someone from Lower Hutt, Wellington, NZ posted a whisper, which reads "If you run into someone you know and they say "we should hang out sometime", just say "I'm ready to hang out right now" and watch them panic"

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Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than the rest of us. Nine horrible, worthless, baconless years.

Funny

My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick, especially since his name is Steve.

Exactly!!! If you knew me you would wish you could put me in a sound proof box.

People in school are like, "why are you so quiet?", and I'm just like, "we're not friends". I don't usually laugh out loud.but his is accurate.

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