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"I love you with all my boobs. I would say heart, but my boobs are bigger." Funny Love Quotes For The People Who Can Handle A Joke

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As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy. Put on a sign in the laundry room!

- @perfectsayings | Webstagram  Wait for it.

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

be strong

I'm not only putting on my big girl panties, I'm putting on my bitch bra, my shit kicker boots and my spiked leather belt with the boy toy belt buckle. So don't tell me to "deal with it." I got this covered. This is so Funny had t reprinn

Having a 2 year old is like - Funny Pictures, Funny jokes and so much more | Jokideo | Funny Pictures, Funny jokes and so much more | Jokideo

Having a 2 year old is like having a blender without a lid. (& two teenagers = one 2 year old!

That would be me whenever I am on the phone.

That's my life a lot of the time now that I live in Australia. All the Aussie accents are tough to understand at times.especially when they talk fast!

I definitely thought that was true when I was a little kid!

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

Love this, so true! Thanks for the laugh Ash!

What do boys even find attractive about boobs? They are literally a ball of fat on a girl's chest! If you can love me for the fat on my chest, why can't you love me for the fat on my stomach you piece of shit?

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