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Yep, that's about right!  But now I am the Mom and my kids are embarrassed by what I say!!! Man payback is heck

My mom is the worst. I know everyone says that, but my mom seriously has NO filter.

I love it when my brain chemicals and hormones are just right and I actually enjoy life.

I actually enjoy life

I was totally unaware that they made one of these all about me! I feel so special!

Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. Yup this is me!

Funny Friendship Ecard: I'd take a bullet for you... Not in the head but like the leg or something.

True friends judge people together.

Bad diet

This is so true.

Another for my Gurls :)

Isnt that how all great friendships start? Finding out that you and another person either love the same thing or hate the same thing.

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Unfortunately my daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my chewing

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Sometimes You Just Need A Little Chocolate

Free and Funny News Ecard: You know you're desperate for a chocolate fix when you find yourself raiding your baking supplies for semi-sweet chocolate morsels.


I can never keep a house plant alive.

It’s not that I’m shy…

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

I need to live near a Super Target again!

then, i told him, i just need to go to target real quick. be back in ten minutes. hahaha, and he believed me.

Sorry, not sorry!!

Sorry, not sorry!

Sunday Social: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things - Paperblog

Sunday Social: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things

Hahahahaha too funny- true for people that wear workout clothes TOO much!

Only if it is inside my house...or tent......or car for that matter.  But if it outside in it's natural habitat, I'm glad they don't want me dead. :)

Yep, of the time, no exceptions. lol I HATE spiders!

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

You're so fabulous, I'm pretty sure you fart glitter. -This one is for Kimmie!!!

You're so fabulous, I'm pretty sure you fart glitter. lol thanks i actually do fart glitter