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LOL - love my Mom but most of the time oh so true!!
I need one of these on my front door.
Lol story of my life, but I love my mom <3 :)
This is my life! And I'm 30. Never ends!
Jan, don't do me, and how I know you want to.
It's all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6 am.
This is me until our construction is over, the dust, the noise, the tired and cranky kids...it needs to end!
Funny Weekend Ecard: So much to do....... So little desire to do it.
I wish my house wasn't such a disaster all of the time, but folks won't quit writing books and making cheap wine. Assholes.
My life used to be fantastic and productive, until I got a Pinterest account. Now it's just fantastic.
I'm fluent in "shitshitshitshit!"<-- totally and I'm not even a procrastinator, just too much shit to do
I wish a company would be like "Hey Asia we'll pay you to pin for us" that would make my life right now. Somebody have pity on a college student who is tired of relying on her parents
My dream is to get through one family meal without saying the phrase, 'Eat your dinner!' on repeat. I dream big, I know....
I've been dieting ALL morning. AM I SKINNY YET???
Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised, and affecting my life.
No, don't worry. The kids are either systematically destryoing the house, or putting together puzzles. They are quiet so I don't care.
AFTERISM: (noun) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.