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I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

Sometimes people just need to hear it. Check out these comebacks, funny quotes and sassy (and utterly sarcastic) insults to let them know how you REALLY feel.

It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

I don't have a problem with you being my boss. It's the fact that you're a dumb ass that gets paid twice what I do that really pisses me off.

Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Unlock your inner Iron Man at Fitocracy.

I'd block you, but then I couldn't see all the stupid things you put on Facebook and make fun of you for them.

I honestly feel this way for an uneasy number of people. at the same time, I think an uneasy number of people feel this about me as well

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

ecard: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes. (So it is possible to read in sarcasm.

Insurance Companies MOA and then that department might transfer you and then you might get disconnected so let me give you another number to call if that happens. Prior Authorization Run Around

My experience with "customer service" every time.There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way.

When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

Funny Confession Ecard: When a woman says 'do whatever you want' do NOT do whatever you want.

Really thank you

I wish more people practiced the art of "pretending". My world would be sooo.much better;

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

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